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A few midwestern maxims to remember
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A few midwestern maxims to remember

Podcast 146 - "I feel unreasonably happy after taking a bad fall in January and crunching my left shoulder so my arm hangs in a sling, which makes taking a shower rather tricky..."

I feel bad about being in New York with Trump’s mercenaries snatching presumed foreigners off the streets in Minnesota — it feels like desertion in the face of duty, this is Germany 1937 — but an old one-armed man is nobody you’d want with you on the picket line.

I will always be a Midwesterner at heart. In addition to the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatit…

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