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Enough about you, let's talk about me

Podcast 147 - "All my adult life, I’ve stood naked on one foot, pulling on my briefs, left foot first, then the right. It was easy. Now it seems dangerous. "

Garrison Keillor

Mar 28, 2026

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I’m not begging for sympathy. There are many worse things than busting your shoulder, such as being Stephen Miller for one thing, the ICEman responsible for snatching small children off playgrounds and sending them to detention centers, and in 2029, where will Miller go to find employment? Do Amazon or Nvidia have an Abduction Division? I doubt it. No, …

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