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Robert's avatar

Your post sounds a bit pessimistic, yet a government of the turkeys, by the turkeys, and for the turkeys promises to be a marked improvement over the current debacle.

jcIII's avatar

Hate to say it but Bezos already has way more than 2 Senate seats under his control.

Pete's avatar

Waiting for that truckload of undocumented Americans crossing the Canadian border to help do their maple syrup processing. I'd like to join it.

Richard Waddell's avatar

Or as the late, great Jackie Mason once imaged in a monologue about stereotypes of a gang of thugs, by replacing them with accountants:

'RUN!! The accountants are coming!'

Gail E Hofmann's avatar

My goodness, we took a turn for the worse. Never mind, dear, things will look up… someday. And I must say, your imagination really blossoms when you’re on the dark side.

Virginia Lawson's avatar

Are you having a bad day? Rest easy my friend, the younger generations are all going vegan, the turkeys will rein free, except for the one up yonder, and all will be right with the world. Trust. 🤗🤗

MARGARET KENDALL's avatar

not only the younger generation. i became a vegan 5 yrs ago at age 84. am glad there are so many of us so enlightened.

Richard Waddell's avatar

...I thought you said 'virgin'...never mind...

janina shayne's avatar

Write on! Thanks for the laughs!

Michael Doherty's avatar

I grew up Duluth in the 1950's and 1960's and it sounds like the status quo to me. I hid out in the woods near St. Louis Bay and escaped it all.

Jim A Longer Name Davis's avatar

TIME WAS A LIVE HUMAN BEING COULD SOLVE THIS PROBLEM. SORRY BUT I CANNOT!

PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANYTHING ELSE TO ME.

I'M NOT COMPUTER LITERATE & DON'T KNOW A STACK FROM A SUGSTACK!

Majik's avatar

Conjugal GPT, huh? Is that worth doing? Sounds complicated.

Paul Carroll's avatar

Mmmm...Smoked Turkey! I think it's time for supper, thanks for the suggestion.

Thomas Liebhart's avatar

I was somehow reminded of that brilliant story of Yours about the hunting down of the last smokers in "Happy to be here"!

Please more in this vein !

PamTyree's avatar

Thank you Garrison ! You are entertaining as as always😁😁😁

solvay peterson's avatar

Some commenters seem not to have listened to the voice version.

Cheetah's avatar

As Sammy Davis , Jr. used to say, "Ouch man, that really hurt me!"

Richard Waddell's avatar

For a minute I thought this was titled 'Psalm 158,' but there are

only 150 of those, so yes, the cataracts will soon be history and

Podcasts will not become Psalms, however many turkeys there

may be.

Kurt's avatar

Good one, thanks much.