Limerick Contest - 11 days remain

Below are a couple of limericks to help you get your creative juices flowing. One is about Garrison’s physician cousin Dan, and the other is about Garrison’s sister Linda. You have eleven days to email a limerick (see directions below) to admin@garrisonkeillor.com.

The diligent internist Dan
Is stuck with being the man
To urge compliance
With medical sci…