News from March 9, 1985

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News from March 9, 1985

Garrison Keillor

Mar 10, 2024

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03.09.85

Lots of snow in Lake Wobegon this week, so much that the news even made it down to Florida. It’s the 1980s, and Wobegonians believe that Florida is the land of drug dealing — drugs and money. Floridians dramatize stories about Minnesota so why not tell stories about them. National news folks love to make Minnesota winter weather a big story. The…

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