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steven manning's avatar

Well...That was fun!

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Phil Yearout's avatar

GK,

Your joke about the penguins and the tuxedo always makes me laugh. This is my son Josh's favorite joke:

A duck walks into a drug store and says, "Got any duck food?"

"Nope," the druggist says. "This is a drug store; we don't carry duck food."

The next day the duck walks in again. "Got any duck food?"

"No!" says the druggist. "I told you, this is a drug store. We don't carry duck food!"

The next day the duck walks in again. "Got any duck food?"

"No!" screams the druggist. "And if you ask me that again I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the floor!"

A few days pass and the duck walks in and says, "Got any nails?"

"No," sighs the druggist. "It's a drug store. We don't carry nails."

"Good," says the duck. "Got any duck food?"

We lost Josh 15 years ago. Nobody can tell it like he could.

Best regards,

Phil Yearout

Andover, Kansas

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