Garrison Keillor and Friends

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The Back Room: 2 Monologues

The Back Room: 2 Monologues

Tomato Butt and Trapshooting

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TOMATO BUTT

(Many old listeners have told me this is their favorite Lake Wobegon story, which is disappointing to me as a writer — it strikes me as juvenile and cartoonish and somewhat pointless — but it’s not a good idea toinsult someone who has just complimented you so I don’t. I much preferred the pontoon boat story, which I told dozens of times on t…

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