The beauteous face in utero

A person needs beauty in this crazy world in which you order a prescription refill online and it won’t go through and you wind up talking to a woman in Ulan Bator who thinks you’re complaining about “reception.” This is a well-known national pharmaceutical chain, it’s not Donny’s Drugs operating out of the trunk of his car, and it's out to build its profits at the expense of service and I need latanoprost eyedrops to keep glaucoma at bay so I don’t need a dog to guide me to the corner bus stop. Our family had schizophrenic spaniels when I was a child and I never developed a close loving relationship with a dog as other children did, which explains my pervasive detachment from social relationships and lack of facial expression, which is why I went into radio rather than becoming a TV newscaster.