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The News from February 13, 1982
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The News from February 13, 1982

02.13.82

Have you been at someone’s house when an argument starts? You do everything to get out of the middle. And as you move from room to room, the couple tends to follow you to seek support for their side. There was turmoil at the Barleys’ when one of the kids put three pounds of toilet paper down the toilet. Harley accused Nina of not paying enough a…

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Garrison Keillor and Friends
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