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The News from July 25, 1981
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The News from July 25, 1981

07.25.81

The Lake Wobegon Whippets lost 13-2 last night. They left the bats out in the rain, and now they’re warped. People are getting bored because the time passes quickly with nothing much going on. Visitors that come to Lake Wobegon usually leave early because there is nothing happening. 

The Lundbergs are the most restless sleepers (and this goes bac…

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