Garrison Keillor and Friends
Garrison Keillor and Friends
The News from May 8, 1982
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The Whippets’ benefit dance raised $28.15, which was not quite enough to start on the Whippet dugout. A smelt dinner fundraiser will be held soon to help. The wheat is in and the manure is out on the cornfields, with the wind blowing in an unmistakable direction. The farmers always try to get the planting done before the parade for Sy…

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Garrison Keillor and Friends
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