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Keith Danish's avatar

The Virgin is “round?”

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Roger Churley's avatar

John is round: round John Virgin.

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Ken Y.'s avatar

I'm Jewish but and grew up singing Christmas carols is class at school and elsewhere. Indeed, I was confounded by who Round John was. Also, I couldn't for the life of me figure out what an infanso was.

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Geoff Merrill's avatar

Finally, a god I can relate to, a figure of speech.

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Linda S's avatar

Sending light and love

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Jim Crissman's avatar

I keeping round virgins yon sort of shapist?

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Ann Houston's avatar

Wishing you and yours a beautiful, warm and happy holiday! 💖

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Deirdre Toeller's avatar

Wishing you blessings in the silence, dear friend, and gentle spaces in the year ahead. With deepest gratitude for you and the gifts you have shared.

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Adam R's avatar

Merry Christmas Mr Keillor!

PS we Americans don’t sing together enough anymore.

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Martha Alsleben's avatar

Merry Christmas from Minnesota!

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Nancy Strand's avatar

Hi Martha, Are you still in Willmar?

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Eileen Nelson's avatar

I love reading your columns. They put me in a better state of mind!

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Kurt's avatar

Good one today. I could feel it.

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Nichael Cramer's avatar

Good morning Garrison.

On my monitor, the image for the Bing Crosby video displays the lyrics “Round yon virgin, Mother and Child”.

Now, note the position of the comma; it reads like the “virgin” is something the “mother and child” are gathered around. (Presumably it should more properly read something like “Round yon virgin Mother, and Child.”)

The reason I mention this: Once, when I we we’re rehearsing Silent Night for our church’s up-coming Christmas pageant, I (precocious 5 year old that I was) asked Mrs Brown, our choir-director —in front of the room full of kids— “What’s a Virgin?”

Before quickly moving on, she mumbled an answer which left me with distinct understanding that “virgin” was basically another word for “manger”.

Which, using the placement of the comma above, made perfect sense: That is, the line obviously meant “Round yon manger, Mother and Child”.

Any way, thanks for the memory.

Here’s wishing everybody up your way (and everyone else reading this) the best this day can offer.

(And be strong ol’ buddy. At this moment, there’s nothing we can do besides prepare and plan for, what looks to be, a very scary future. And to hold to the faith —and pray—, that one day, this too must pass.)

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Heidi Hunt's avatar

Bright!!!!

From South St. Paul

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PoppiRowe's avatar

Getting old ain’t for sissies…you are truly blessed to have a lady by your side that will forever be your music…savor it you lucky duck! Merry CHRISTmas to all! With Jesus the future is always bright!

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Roger Churley's avatar

"... and when you pay the bill kindly leave a little tip for the next poor sucker on his one-way trip " FZ

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Fran's avatar

Lovely. I have a request: Please refer to people with a mental illness of any kind as “a person with” the disorder as they should not be defined as their disease.

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Lauren Schwab's avatar

Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah from my Yankee/Southern interfaith bunch living in the blue heart of Austin,TX. Y'all's silent night sounds lovely; wishing you continued health and peace in the new year!

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Sharon Crickmer's avatar

Merry Christmas 🎄 thank you for a beautiful Christmas show in St Paul. I too relive the calm of Silent Night. Come back home soon to the Fitz again!

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Rick Schmidt's avatar

Another perfect flow of sideways truths about us just walking the planet through these mazes of people and their constructions (what IS life, what IS worthwhile, what IS it really all about?).. Thanks Garrison. You hit on almost ALL the invisible questions, and it is a delight/LIGHT!

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Dana's avatar

Thank you. Merry Christmas!

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