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News from April 13, 1985
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News from April 13, 1985

04.13.85

Spring arrived in Lake Wobegon this week. It wasn’t just on its way; it arrived. The birds appeared and the windows of the school were wide open. These are huge windows that make for a really large opening in the classroom wall. Since the kids’ brains have shrunk over the winter in a closed-up, dry, and stuffy room, the open windows are exactly …

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