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News from May 18, 1985
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News from May 18, 1985

05.18.85

The great gardening campaign has started, including the great tomato sweepstakes. Clarence Bunsen was the first to get the plants into the ground, but his got nipped by the cold. In the middle of the night, he slipped out to the nursery and bought replacements.

Harold Diener got a garden tiller — a new type. It went out of control and started to …

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Garrison Keillor and Friends
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