Join the fun in The Back Room. February Limerick contest will be announced February first.
A fun crop of limericks for January! ☃️
Lovely limericks! Just right for gray skies and cold days!
Kudos to limerickers.....limeriquistas? .......limeriquettes ? ( well, all women again !?)
Roger Krenkler - L.A. ( = Loser Again )
Well done! Quite enjoyable!
Cute!
Great job, women who write.
For those of us who live in the sun,
Swimming in January is fun.
I'm sitting here at 30 deg. Would love to see some snow and ice.
This is not a “contest worthy” entry by any means, but as I observed the abundance of Minnesota (and Wisconsin) license plates here in my hometown of Tucson this week, I was moved to write this.
Tom P.
From Anoka, Blaine and Winona
They flock to my dear Arizona
And sit by the pool
Drinking cold Moscow Mule
Or perhaps, with Lime, a Corona.
While Garrison loves a good snowstorm
His views are, for others, not norm.
To the southwest they do go,
With their camper in tow
Each winter their tushies to warm.
Their RVs are of various classes,
Some As haughty as Ari Onassis
They drive ever so slow
Like turtles, you know
On the road, they are pains in the backsides
Now don’t get me wrong, I confess
We’re grateful for Minnesota largesse
By spending their “cheddar”
our restaurants are better
and as Lutherans, they’re ‘not bad’, I guess.
There was an old,yet still-a-young “Limericker” named Keillor.
To share his many limericks took an entire 8-wheeler!
His “lims” were well-tested
His lim-team team never-bested.
Just kept his best limericks a non-stealers-stealer.
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TKing-012824
#3 great description saying snowmen/women are “spherical” beings. Obvious but not heard but always observed ☃️
Anyone who can rhyme miracle and hysterical is a winner in my book!
Rhyming "miracle," "hysterical" and "spherical" truly an achievement. Deserves a special mention at the very least.
A fun crop of limericks for January! ☃️
Lovely limericks! Just right for gray skies and cold days!
Kudos to limerickers.....limeriquistas? .......limeriquettes ? ( well, all women again !?)
Roger Krenkler - L.A. ( = Loser Again )
Well done! Quite enjoyable!
Cute!
Great job, women who write.
For those of us who live in the sun,
Swimming in January is fun.
I'm sitting here at 30 deg. Would love to see some snow and ice.
This is not a “contest worthy” entry by any means, but as I observed the abundance of Minnesota (and Wisconsin) license plates here in my hometown of Tucson this week, I was moved to write this.
Tom P.
From Anoka, Blaine and Winona
They flock to my dear Arizona
And sit by the pool
Drinking cold Moscow Mule
Or perhaps, with Lime, a Corona.
While Garrison loves a good snowstorm
His views are, for others, not norm.
To the southwest they do go,
With their camper in tow
Each winter their tushies to warm.
Their RVs are of various classes,
Some As haughty as Ari Onassis
They drive ever so slow
Like turtles, you know
On the road, they are pains in the backsides
Now don’t get me wrong, I confess
We’re grateful for Minnesota largesse
By spending their “cheddar”
our restaurants are better
and as Lutherans, they’re ‘not bad’, I guess.
There was an old,yet still-a-young “Limericker” named Keillor.
To share his many limericks took an entire 8-wheeler!
His “lims” were well-tested
His lim-team team never-bested.
Just kept his best limericks a non-stealers-stealer.
========
TKing-012824
#3 great description saying snowmen/women are “spherical” beings. Obvious but not heard but always observed ☃️
Anyone who can rhyme miracle and hysterical is a winner in my book!
Rhyming "miracle," "hysterical" and "spherical" truly an achievement. Deserves a special mention at the very least.