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The News from December 12, 1981
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The News from December 12, 1981

12.12.81

Last week in Lake Wobegon, the Diener boy went into the Sidetrack Tap and bought a case of beer. He and his friend Carl drank the full case and then hopped into their car. After only about 100 feet, the car went through the shed in the lumberyard. It was one of those experiences that was needed to wake him up. He is now a very thankful boy — see…

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