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The News from December 31, 1983
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The News from December 31, 1983

12.31.83

Even Lake Wobegon people enjoy Christmas — but prudently. They carefully unwrap their presents and refrain from taking second helpings. Refrigerators are still two-thirds full. If you get too happy, the roof might fall on you. Even though he may not completely believe that God loves him, Larry has been saved nine times. Some people aren't even s…

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