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The News from January 30, 1982
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The News from January 30, 1982

01.30.82

People were still snowbound. If they wanted to go anywhere they had to walk. It was so cold that people were offered the opportunity to do their Confession over the phone (the operator, a Lutheran, listening in). Mr. Myers tried to get his car started and with his wife’s “help” — she nearly killed him when she gunned the motor. In the middle of …

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Garrison Keillor and Friends
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