The News from March 14, 1981

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The News from March 14, 1981

Garrison Keillor

Mar 12, 2023

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03.14.81

It has been an interesting week in Lake Wobegon. Old Mr. Olson escaped his Allis-Chalmers. As he was cultivating his garden, the machine lurched and he jumped off. Luckily, he jumped far enough to avoid its path. He stepped back and watched it go in circles till it ran out of gas.

The Bunsens are putting in a rock garden in the backyard — a truck…

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