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The News from March 16, 1985
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The News from March 16, 1985

03.16.85

This week in Lake Wobegon Clarence Bunsen had quite the scare. After reading about someone’s recollection of having a heart attack, Clarence experienced a sharp pain and pressure in his chest while showering. In a few minutes, he imagined all of the horror to come. Just like that, the pain lifted. This momentary scare made him think about how he…

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