Garrison Keillor and Friends
Garrison Keillor and Friends
The News from May 19, 1984
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5/19/84

The junior/senior prom went off without a hitch, although many seniors felt poorly the next morning and said they learned a lesson about consumption. There were other lessons learned: glamorous clothes attract food stains, tiny drink spots expand to huge spots, the clothes make you sweat — stand so it just drips straight down. Wayne Guslander too…

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Garrison Keillor and Friends
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