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The News from November 28, 1981 (yes 1981)
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The News from November 28, 1981 (yes 1981)

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November 28, 1981 

Carloads of Wobegonians returned for Thanksgiving, as they do every year. There were no mishaps since the Exiles choose to bite their tongues at this holiday in particular. After 26 years, Arlene Bunsen went on strike and refused to make the dinner, so Clarence stepped up with a pork roast and all the fixings. He did fine except the fo…

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