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The News from October 9, 1982
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The News from October 9, 1982

10.9.82

Carl Krebsbach was caught by surprise running out to the clothesline to grab his pants just when Mrs. Cedarburg was tending to her roses. There are long-ago memories of when the Hochstetters did the last hog slaughter in Lake Wobegon. It was disgusting for some but also fascinating. Prior to the hog slaughter, the host — a young kid then — antago…

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