I don’t belong in New York, I’m a loner, I have the social skills of a hoot owl, but I accept the amusement that the city offers. I saw a dog on the subway with earbuds on and I asked the guy holding the leash what the dog was listening to and he said, “Those are hearing aids.” But he said it sort of sarcastically. You get a lot of irony in New York. So I asked my audiologist if there is such a thing as veterinary audiology and she said, “I think so because there is a hearing test for animals but I think it’s a branch of neurology.” She didn’t seem to want to delve into it.
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Finding harmony in the midst of chaos
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Podcast #29 — I ‘m considering setting up a table in Central Park: “Custom-made Personal Limerick, $5. 50% discount for the discouraged.”
Dec 30, 2023
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