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I remember those rats crawling around the subway track rails. Big mothers. $155K/year might not cover it.

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"The Gift Is You!"

“Do not neglect the gift you have….”

1 Timothy, 4-14

Your gift is slowly opened

With wonderment in your eyes.

For the gift is grandly wrapped

With layers of ribboned ties.

“It must have taken days,” you think,

“To adorn a gift this way!”

As the gaily colored paper

Lends a grandeur to the day.

For, it’s a day of gifting, wishing-well.

Of sharing time and care.

As we show the Christmas Spirit true

In every gift we bear.

As you untwine, undo the box,

A troubling thought you see:

“Why, I so often wrap myself

And hide the real me.”

For wondrous-wrapped we truly are,

Gifts worth more than gold.

Yet we must give ourselves away,

The gift of self unfold.

Your gift in hand, you’ve opened now,

Crumpled tissue you peer through.

For, on the bottom is a mirror.

The gift you’re given is you.

Tom King December,1981

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Will you be reading Cheerfulness for an Audio Book version? We enjoy your writing very much but decades of a regular diet of your voice on the radio, CDs, and audio books, have spoiled us. Your thoughts and your voice have become inseparable in our minds and hearts. Please, please, please - read to us!

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Rats are likeable enough little creatures in themselves. Like humans, when there are a lot of them crowded together they do become a bit much. That goes double when there's both a lot of rats and a lot of humans, all crowded in together.

Near us there's a spot by a river with lots of bird-feeders on posts. There a little community of rats living below the posts. Plenty of bird food regularly put out, and the rats and birds happily share. They seem to get along together well enough. Lake Wobegon style really.

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Hi GK, I must refute your reply to Gwendolyn Soper as having written the first poem about you. I sent one in 22 years ago that you may actually NOT have seen, since you were surrounded by a doting staff of Lutheran English majors, who no doubt had huge bags of fan mail to scour through, and mine may not have made the cut. So, in hopes that you may finally read it, here it is:

GARRISON

I know you, Gary Keillor

I know what you’re up to

All the folks say

You’re the great writer and teller

Of Midwest Americana

But in reality

You’re the consummate

Non-traditional, unordained

Evangelical minister

In your roundabout way

You are following

In the footsteps

Of your parents

Disciples, Brethren

Whatever

And although you edit

Their fundamentalism

They are surely proud

You do more for Jesus

In one radio program

Than all the money-grubbing

Tear-jerking, wig-wearing

Televangelists do in a year

I listened today to your

Easter worship service

Pastor Ingqvist bound by guilt

Phone confession by Father Emil

Ecumenism on the prairie

Did the tear-jerking trip on me

A Dylan song took on new meaning

As I heard the words to

“We Shall Be Free”

Through fresh ears

I see your evangelism

A new ecumenism

A mending of schism

A new baptism

Fresh catechism

I hear you saying and singing

That we can come together

Casting asde our different

Pictures of Jesus

Texts of Muhammad

Statues of Buddha

Tablets of Moses

(Blank tablets of Agnosticism)

And embracing the one God

Who made us all

If I hear you saying that

Even though you don’t say that

Just like the show isn’t church

Then others hear I am sure

The same clear message

And know the world

Is still truly a safe place

Roger Krenkler

3/31/2002

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Dear Garrison,

Not to be a wet blanket, but five years ago my prose poem "A Dream of Garrison Keillor" appeared in my prose poem collection, WINDY DAY AT KABEKONA (White Pine Press). My wife Krista and I for many years woke to your morning program on Minnesota Public Radio, and I think it's that "radio" voice I was hearing in my dream. The poem is the record of an actual dream, and I know that in the way of dreams in general it's more about me than you. Still, consider it a sincere tribute from my unconscious. And maybe there's some essence of your cheerfulness in my dream-Garrison's ability to speak the dawn in the dark of night.

Thomas R. Smith

River Falls, WI

A DREAM OF GARRISON KEILLOR

According to my dream, he writes incessantly. We sit near each other on uncomfortable molded plastic chairs, looking out at a darkened airport runway. The night feels thick and deep. The airport bars have closed. A few lonely lights pierce the enveloping murk.

He asserts in his familiar radio voice: “It’s a beautiful morning.” What’s this? Anyone can see it’s the middle of the night. Does he have some special power to see far off where day has already broken while the rest of us sit in darkness? Or is this some sort of literary conceit?

Suddenly I realize that he is writing, testing phrases aloud as he sets them down in his notebook. Well, who knows how the dawn actually arrives? Comforted, I listen in the dead black airport night as he goes on intoning calmly: “Sun reddens the chimneys. . . . Heavy-budded trees glimmer over the rooftops. . . . Oh ever-fresh, forever lovely spring! . . . It’s a beautiful morning.”

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Thanks, colleagues....it's been a long time since I thought of that. I think the mirror may need some Windex.

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I read a disturbing story in Monday's NYT about the rats in the city. In addition to exterminating them maybe they should try contraception like they do with the deer. We have deer and wild turkeys where I live, but the neighborhood cats keep the mice and other small mammals away. We have to put netting and wire fences around all of our bushes and plants to keep them from being eaten.

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